A went tae the hospital fur an x-ray and as a wis sitting waiting tae be seen, the wee guy next to me says,” Fair fae yer honest sonsie face! Great chieftain o’ the puddin race!!” A turned ma heid roon tae the wummin sat oan ma other side, she said, ” Wee, sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie, O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!” , A grabbed the next doc walking past and said, “Here big yin is this the psychiatric ward?” He says,” naw this is the Burns unit!
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